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Post by Monkey on Aug 30, 2005 19:56:45 GMT
Its england V Scotland and all the england lads are in the dressing room when wonderkid Wayne Rooney says "Guys, you all go to the pub, and ill go and face the scots on my own" All the lads are absoloutely baffled, but after much persuasion they take rooneys advice. The game starts and incredibly, England go 1-0 up after 9 minutes. The 10 other england players see it flash up on teletext, there all amazed. But after the 91st minute, the scots equalise. Beckham and co all trudge back to Wembley and find Wayne rooney, crying in the dressing room, Goldenballs asks whats wrong and wayne replies "i let you down!" Becks Says "what? you played A full 11 by yourself and held out for more than an hour and a half before conceding a goal, and you think youve let us down?" The lads are all bamboozled, but Rooney explains by saying " No, you dont understand, I got sent off after the 12 minute!"  |
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Post by Monkey on Aug 30, 2005 19:57:59 GMT
An English family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in
the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and says to
his sister, "I've decided to be a Scotland Supporter and I would like
this for my birthday".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head
and says, "Go talk to your mother".
So off goes the little lad with the Blue Football shirt in hand and
finds his mother.
"Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this
shirt for my birthday".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and
says, "Go talk to your father".
Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this
shirt for my birthday".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and
says:
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an Scotland supporter for an hour and
already I hate you English b*****ds"
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