Post by Monkey on Aug 4, 2005 12:16:05 GMT
A guy is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says,
"sorry do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one
of my children !"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that strip-o-gram on my stag night that I sh*gged
on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me
with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar$e !?"
No she replies coldly, "I'm your sons' English Teacher"...
