Post by Monkey on Jul 26, 2005 18:01:02 GMT
.........walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to
the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing dole. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her
sexualurges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
starting salary is £100,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bulldog pootin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing dole. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her
sexualurges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
starting salary is £100,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bulldog pootin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
