What's your strangest dream ever?

[Jimmy the Claret]

I had the gayest dream ever last night:

At one point I had just got my advent calender for this year that my grandma had bought me, and she had got me 'Gays of Rock', so I opened the first door (it's 1st of December today) and it was a small chocolate Brian Johnson, AC/DC singer. Ths confused me as I didn't think he was gay, but obviously my subconcious knows better!

Later on in the dream, I was in the audience for "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" on stage show. This doesn't make sense as I think about it now, as the stage wouldn't really make a good jungle.. anyway, one guy on it lost some competition so he had to do the full monty on stage. He took his shirt off but refused to go any further. I got irate for some reason so I jumped up on stage and forcefully stripped him. Then, all the other people off the show came on stage in their underwear, but they were all wearing those horrible brown 'Slimming Pants' and then they started to strip too.

Like I said, gayest dream ever!



Have you got any weird/stupid/downright shocking dreams to share?

[Greendaygirl]

that reli is gay! i fink there could be something your not telling us! lol

haven't or i can't remember any gay dreams not in that sense anyway. have had loads of just plain weird dreams though...there was one where i was driving an icecream van and was being chased by the army/police! some how or for some reason i was also eating hamburgers (which i hate)! i was wishing that i could fly and a multicouloured flying elephant appeared and started pulling the icecream van in2 the sky, did i mention that it was also a talking elephant? the elephant told me that the hamburgers were magic and granted my wishes...then the police got a helicopter or something and started chasing me so i wished to get away and a giant jet of water came up and stopped them all.

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