Post by goal444 on Feb 28, 2005 8:50:40 GMT
One day a blonde was driving down the road when she was pulled over by a police officer. The officer says, "Ma'm, you were doing a little swerving back there." She says, "Officer, it was the weirdest thing. There was this tree that popped up out of no where, so I swerved to the right. The there was another tree so I swerved to the left. The trees kept popping up, so I kept swerving." The officer sighs and tells her, "Ma'm, there arent any trees around here. That was your air freshener."
A brunette and a blonde were getting ready to rob a bank and the brunette says to the blonde,"You know the proceduer (Or how ever you spell it). You should be in and out in 7 minutes."
The blonde says "Okay."
3 minutes pass...nothing
5 minutes pass...nothing
7 minutes pass...nothing
Finally at the ten minute mark the blonde comes out with the safe tied to a rope and the guard has his pants down shooting at the blonde.
The brunette says "You did good. But you mixed up one thing."
"What's that?" the blonde asks.
The brunnette says,"You were supposed to tie up the guard and blow the safe."
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?
"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."
A brunette and a blonde were getting ready to rob a bank and the brunette says to the blonde,"You know the proceduer (Or how ever you spell it). You should be in and out in 7 minutes."
The blonde says "Okay."
3 minutes pass...nothing
5 minutes pass...nothing
7 minutes pass...nothing
Finally at the ten minute mark the blonde comes out with the safe tied to a rope and the guard has his pants down shooting at the blonde.
The brunette says "You did good. But you mixed up one thing."
"What's that?" the blonde asks.
The brunnette says,"You were supposed to tie up the guard and blow the safe."
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?
"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."